A pink post-it note will be hung at half-mast today in honor of the missing woobie.  We have received confirmation that Cat Woman did in fact kidnap the woobie.  Additional charges of feline interaction with the woobie have resulted in plans for a future trip to the fire pit for the tathered and beaten-down smock.  We had a good run old pal.  I’m sorry that others were too shallow to see the good in you that I did. 

And for you Cat Woman……straight to the slammer…. with your smirky sidekick, Shoe Bandit.